Room 96 is lit . A tall man and a petite woman enter the room from the back door . The woman is half French,half Italian. She is in her early thirties . Pretty face with a hyper personality. The man is in his early sixties, an ex- naval officer. There is a king size , a cupboard and a divan .
—Jackie : “Oh Dick , oh mon amour, you snobbish la-di-da. Why didn’t you carry me over the threshold,as most newly wed do ? “
—Dick :” Ha ha and get hernia ! Besides, I am out of breath . What kind of boutique Hotel is this ? All inclusive my foot . Lift out of order . Probably the T.V and telephone as well . We had to climb 96 floors to reach the suite . “ ( Once settled in the room, Jackie opens the window and looks at the sky )
—Jackie: “ It’s a bad omen . No moon on our honeymoon”.
— Dick: “ I’ll be your moon and you will be my moonlight . —Jackie:” Touché “
— Dick: “ Abracadabra . I have a big surprise for you tonight ! “ .
—Jackie: “ what is it mon choux . A diamond solitaire or a Swiss Chalet in the Alpes ?
—Dick: “ Do you remember , what you told me , when we first met , in the naked attraction show ? . You said , I had a pretty prolapsed prick “ .
—Jackie:” But that was long time ago and nothing happened between us . We departed , until we recently met and decided to to tie the knot . I also have a surprise for you . But first show me yours . “
—-Dick : ( with a commandeering voice) “ Ahoy. It’s past midnight . Go and lie on the bed and I’ll start to strip ( Jackie goes to the bed and lies on her stomach, while Dick is playing and shaking a tambourine) . What is this ? A coup d’Etat ? ( Jackie turns over ) ( Now Dick starts to undress , with his back to the audience. First , he takes off his shoes and socks, revealing a swollen toe . “
—Jackie : “ Why is your toe so swollen ? . “.
—Dick : “ B ‘ cause when I was small, I had Tolio”.
—Jackie: “ You mean Polio ! . “ ( Next, Dick , takes off his trousers revealing a swollen knee. ) —Jackie: “ Why is your knee so big ? . “
– Dick: “ B’cause when I was small, I also had Kneesles .”
– Jackie: “ You mean Measles ? “ . ( when Dick takes off his panties, Jackie screams “ Kaput . Don’t tell me now , that when you were small , you had small pox as well ? . “
— Dick : “ This is the surprise, I was telling you about . It was an accident during the Iraq war . They had to remove most of it . But don’t worry . They installed a pump between my legs . I’ll show you later how it works . No problem .
— Jackie: “ I feel much better now. I also have a surprise for you. “ ( she starts to undress with her back to the audience . First , she takes off her bra . )
— Dick: “ ( shocked and surprised) Are you a man ? Where are your boobs ? . “ — Jackie: “ After we met at the naked attraction show, I had a nasty accident . All my parts were rearranged. Don’t worry . When you need them , I also had a pump installed under my arm pit . No problem .”(Jackie takes off her panties)
— Dick:( is extremely shocked ) “ oh my..oh my..Are you a succubus .? Where is your pussy? . ‘’
— Jackie: “ (shouting ) I just told you . I had a fucking nasty accident . All my parts were rearranged except my face. ‘’
— Dick : “ Why didn’t you tell me that before marriage. It’s not fair. “.
___ Jackie: “ B’cause you said , you fell in love with my witty brains , you asshole . If you you don’t like it , come and lick my ass .” ( pointing to her other arm pit and tapping it. “
( Like an eagle in flight , Jackie starts flapping her arms to inflate her boobs , and Dick starts shaking both his legs , to inflate his Willy .) (He approches Jackie, with his fists wide open, and start moving his ten fingers .)
— Jackie:” What-is this? A new kinky game ?.”
—Dick:” No. The batteries are flat. Choose a finger .” (. Lights out.
( To be continued) .