From above, I looked down in anger. I saw the four apocalyptic rapists, remove the lit candle
from my virgin anus and place it next to the mattress.They then threw my body aside and my skirt started to frou frou with the blowing wind. After they fell asleep and started snoring, the candle dropped and consummed both the mattress and the four rapists. How swift and sweet is Justice.
My volant soul is now racing through the tourbillion black hole tunnel, via the valley of macabre death and into the unknown.
Suddenly, I sensed someone, scudding next to me. I turned around and said:-“ Who the hell are you? “. –“ I am Beelzebub.The Angel Fall. “ – “ Oh , you come from Venezuela. “ – “ No ,
from Hell sinking .” – “ Enchante “(I said in a tizzy way). – “ I am the Arch Angel who fell from grace”. – “ I see . You are an Architect(I replied while keeping my sangfroid). –“ ya. I did construct the perishable body which acts as a temptation on the infinite Godly Soul . Hence the interaction between Good and bad . Gave the body different shapes and colors , hence the inner fight between prejudice or acceptance. – “ Sacrosanct . I don’t believe you. By the way, I am half French, half Arabian. “. – “ You look arabesque. A bimbo booboisie.
Soon , you’re gonna mumble like the people of Babel in a mumbo jumbo way.Since you were a strumpet on earth, you will be given a trumpet to blow each four minutes .” -“ With a sextet group?” . – “ No, with a sexton soul.” – “ But I did nothing wrong. “ – “ Me too. I only seduced Eve under the Sausage Tree .” – “ In Paradiso? .” – “ No.
In South Africa. I was then turned into an a haha bird and flew to Australia. How do you feel now that you got rid of your body? . “ – “I never liked it. I believe that virginity should be abolished due to the inequality of opportunity. “ -“ Not a bad idea.
Next time, I would add a hymen, somewhere in the anatomy of man, so that there will be a mutual rupture when contact is made . “ – “ In view of the population explosion, I suggest the period of gestation be raised to five years with no inflation or pain at birth of possible. “ – “This means enlarging the opening of the vagina, which will then become a border line with the rectum, unless we can shift the latter elsewhere. “ – “ And give man the power to conceive.
In this way, he will feel the inconvenience and pain of pregnancy and childbirth,thus making him appreciate life and perhaps reduce wars. “ – “ Anything else? “. – “Our new female will be born with red lips, powdered skin and troikan eyelashes, so that all cosmetic factories will cease to exist .
Also, since the essence of equality is the elimination of opposites, both male and female should look alike. “ – “ IF we do remove the female breasts ,who will then suckle babies?” -“ I assure you that men use them more than babies. “ – “ Since the sexual act is becoming a lustful act for shaking off frustration, I suggest that the miraculous substance should have its own ejaculatory exit, instead of passing through the same passage as the urine . “ – “ It’s an avant-garde idea but worth considering. “ – “ Why are men so cruel when they are supposed to be kind.
Did you know that down there, they practice circumcision? “ . – “ How dare they fiddle with the body and cut a piece of flesh that was meant to be there for pleasure. “. – “ How is Business? “ . – “BOOMING .Most of my clients are sexuals perverts. Imagine a doctor, fornicated with a minor diva making her believe that he was improving her voice. Another slept with a woman while she was asleep “ . – Oh. Shockingly outer.” As I was about to tell him’fuck off . I don’t believe anything you said, I heard a distant voice murmuring –“ Her heartbeat is back. Resuscitation successful. “ . When I finally awoke, I whispered ‘ Thank God that it was only a nightmare. After going through a routine process of investigation , I was released and flew back home.