In the year 2044 , with the advancement of technology , in the field of SCNT ‘ somatic cell nuclear transfer ‘ , scientists were able to clone babies and body parts . When I volunteered for the IPS technique ‘ Induced pluripotent stem , doctors were able to transplant organs to my body .
I became a Belle femme fatale , with tender feelings . I love my creative vagina . This beautiful sacrosanct organ , which has produced , so many ungrateful children . Since it became unproductive and redundant , I decorated my vulva with studded diamonds , and tattooed a porte cochère , at it’s entrance , with a red sign ‘ Entry Strictly Forbidden ‘ .
From experience gained over time , I will recount , to you , as a raconteuse , my adventures , with my four lovers , and my feelings of human nature . It’s a Crackerjack. With nostalgia , I will revisit my past amour fou , for my amoretti , King Louis XVI , Napoleon , Kennedy , and Hitler.
With my sacramouch Louis , we indulged in platonic flirtation . Rubbing each other , with our cloth on . It’s pure , chaste , and free from injury and vice . He suffered from ‘ Phimosis ‘ , a painful sex . A sort of impotency . Probably , a Madonna / Whore complex . Inability to maintain sexual arousal in a loving relationship .
The beloved is conceived , as , either a saintly virgin , or a hooker . To compensate , I used to day-dream and fantasize. It’s a nice feeling to create colorful images in your mind .
I pictured myself , and my Louis , riding a pony , and flying round the stars . I freed myself from routine , and imagined I’m a Queen . Louis married Mary- Antoinette , a tomboy girl of 14 . They didn’t have children , except after , an impatient desire of a 7 years itch . It’s rumored , that they came , from an amoroso Swedish-balls Count , with whom Marie-Antoinette had a liaison. She entertained her amigos at chateau ‘ Petit Trianon ‘ next to Versailles .
One such friend , was Antonio Salière , the composer , who appeared in the film Amadeus . While Marie- Antoinette played the harp , to the tunes of Antonio ‘s composition of ‘ L’ amore innocente ‘ , he used to join in, by plucking the strings with his fingers .
Once , tricky Marie -Antoinette , tricked a Cardinal , who gave her an expensive diamond necklace , from the treasury . She sold it , and pretended it was stolen . She framed her maid , who was flogged , and had the word ‘ Voleuse ‘ printed on her chest .
The previous King Louis XV , was right , when he said ‘ Après moi le déluge . ‘ As if , he predicted , the French Revolution and the storming of the Bastille . King Louis XVI was executed by Madame Guillotine . His blood flowed red . Who says , royal blood is blue ? . I recall , when we were à deux , à huis clos , and he pissed on me . Who says royal urine is perfumed ? .
Mary – Antoinette was executed , after the failed attempt to escape , known as the ‘ Carnation Plot ‘ . She was accused of incest , having sex with her son . A kind of Oedipus / Electra complex , when the son falls in love with his mother , and father must vanish . Or , a daughter has fixation on her father , and mother must pack up . Before Marie – Antoinette , uttered her dernier cri , she ate gâteau . After 1000 years of French monarchy and debauchery , the French said ‘ Enough is Enough ‘ .
What I liked about Napoleon , is his panache and strategy . He had an idée fixe to conquer Europe , and made of it his cause célèbre. He was a bad lover . He preferred to take pleasure , rather than give satisfaction . The invasion of Russia was a faux pas . A coup de grâce for the Grande Armée . The Allies threw him in an oubliette , but he kept his sang-froid , and made a facile escape from Elba . He was recaptured , and sent to Saint Helena Island . He suffered ennuie and melancholy. Before he died , ha ate Bouillabaisse , and bombinated ‘ La Marseillaise ‘ .
When Napoleon said to Josephine ‘ Not tonight ‘ , she decided to take a gogo of paramours . She is a louche , who needs a douche . No surprise , when they named her hideout ‘ Château de Malmaison ‘ .
With Jack , it was different . He surrounded himself with an aura of mystery . He always had inspiring bon mots to say . I recall , when we were in Paris , he used to hum , with a bouche fermée , the song ‘ Frère Jacque ‘ . He encouraged his citizens , to not , just utter words , but to live , and act on them . Not to be afraid of a fall , but to rise and try again , so as to succeed , and achieve greatness , after a long wait . His greatest quote is ‘ Ask not , what your country , can do for you . Ask , what you can do , for your country . Sacré bleu . I was most surprised , when he was shot . When he died , I was shocked and cried . The whole world stood still in silence , as if time froze .
I also recall , how bimbo blonde Marlyn , uttered her cri – de – coeur , before she overdosed . She was hurt bad , and died heartbroken . The private number of the White House was firmly clutched in her cold fist !
With Adolph Hitler , with his Medusa eyes , I experienced more pain than pleasure . It started as an illicit lust affair of the flesh , and ended in mental pain of the heart . His passions were rough , and performed in a brutal way . His kiss is like a Dracula bite to the back of the neck . A narcissist , without amour propre . A sadist who slaughtered many souls . I lived in human bondage and in fear . He is so controlling , that I couldn’t breathe . He is a sad solitary solipsist . He believed that he is the only one who exists and is infallible . Everything else is inferior . Probably , he suffered from a God complex , a self inflated grandeur , and apathy to everyone else . I kept my hope and patience . His downfall , came as a coup de grâce for him , and a coup de foudre for me . At last , I became liberated and free .
During my stay at the UN , I learnt a lot . Too much silly nonsense speeches ‘ Bla bla bla ‘ , and much less action . I do believe , that if you have something new to say , say it , and then shut up . Say something inspiring , that hasn’t been said or seen before. At whatever age , Keep a young dynamic mind , to stay youthful . I find beauty in ugliness , and ugliness in beauty . When an ill- favored , ugly duckling person , re-invent himself , and starts speaking eloquently , with wits and humor , he becomes beautiful . It helps , if he also , dresses chic à la mode , in bright colors , and sprays himself with a sweet smelling scent . When a beautiful person , who lack sophistication , starts speaking in a vulgar and tasteless manner , she or he , turn ugly .
One should eat and drink in moderation . Excess , is avarice , leading to self destruction . Only animals don’t know when to stop . That’s what differentiates us . Don’t make love without a true desire , just because it’s a need . Consider the feelings of your partner. If they don’t feel like it , let go , otherwise , it becomes a rape , even though you are married.
In the new , United World , we are witnessing a spiritual penultimate happiness . People’s desires and appetites are satisfied. No more worries . Everyone goes to sleep with a peaceful clear conscience . No more rapes , since rapists are castrated . The conditions on Earth are deteriorating rapidly .
Three apocalyptic events are happening simultaneously . Most Volcanoes in the world started to erupt at the same time , accompanied by multiple earthquakes , and non stop rain .
The Security Council , just gave an order to evacuate Earth . People started boarding the starships , scattered all around the world. Destination , Mars and the Kepler 62 F Star .